Sexed-Up Video Games that Prove Xbox Fans Are Perverts
Sex sells and in the video game industry there are lots of gamers willing to pay their hard earned cash for games that give them a little more “bang” for their buck. Following are the top four Xbox video games that prove gamers are pervs.
Rumble Roses XX – Xbox 360
How can you justify borderline nudity, violence, and girls flopping all over each other? Konami found the perfect solution to this question with their controversial wrestling game; Rumble Roses XX [should be XXX]. Rumble Roses XX featured dreamy model-like female wrestlers who fought in nothing but stringed bikinis, high heels, lingerie, and pretty much anything an escort would wear and the entire game consists of two women forcing submissions on one another while the camera angles do all the work. Rumble Roses XX is so borderline porn that I can’t even post links to in-game footage, but feel free to check it out on YouTube yourself – you know? For research [wink].
BMX XXX – Xbox
BMX XXX was actually a pretty well put together extreme sports game that was reminiscent of a Tony Hawkish stunt game, but under the guise [clothes] of this popular sports game was the workings of a perverts [wet] dream. Unlike Tony Hawks skating games, that rewarded you with points and upgrades, BMX XXX – for the Xbox – rewarded gamers with a different kind of incentive; giving gamers the ability to strip their female biker and unlocking raunchy footage.
Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball – Xbox
Dead or Alive is a very popular beat-em-up fighting game and although Dead or Alive had its own perverted issues, it’s spin-off game, Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball, is completely too oversexed. The entire premise of DoA Xtreme Beach Volleyball is just an excuse an excuse to get the women of DoA to bounce around in bikinis on sunny beaches while the suns shines in places where it doesn’t usually shine.
Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude – Xbox
The Leisure Suit Larry franchise is notorious for being one of the most perverted gaming series in existence, and the popular Xbox follow-up, Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude, stays true its perverted theme as you follow Larry Lovage around on a college campus in a quest for “booty”. This game is pretty much the most perv-infused game in existence and features horny games including a sperm chasing STD game.